OKAY CANCER ISN’T FUNNY

BUT THIS VIDEO IS FUCKING BS

1. WE DO NOT GET SUN IN BRITAIN SIR WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THIS YEAR?

2. WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU READ FIFTY SHADES OF GREY ANYWHERE. ANYWHERE. IN THE SHADE, IN THE SUN, UNDERWATER, ANYWHERE. (‘popular women’s sexy book’ wow)

I GET THAT HE’S MAKING ‘SHADE’ JOKES BUT JUST

WHAT.

11 months ago

walk up in the club like what up i'm robyn and i fricking love the yogscast like shit you don't even know like basically sips is my husband but he's also sjin's husband u feel me
but my actual real wife/wife-to-be is violet and we are soulmates and also sempers
also i love ponies!! i draw them a lot! and also #eattherude hannibal + will blackroms 4eva<3<3<3
i'm a cutie bye

(violet actually wrote this about me for me but i felt it was 100% accurate so i'm using it)